I hate to walk in front of anyone because I'm afraid they'll look at my butt which I find humiliating.
I'm in a state of paranoia after every meal that perhaps I have food in my teeth, especially when eating lettuce.
I rarely wear dresses because I feel too exposed with no pants on.
I feel most self conscious when I dress up because it seems like I'm trying too hard to look nice and everyone knows it.
I pretty much always think my underwear is showing when I sit down.
I like to shop for shoes in places where you find your own size so I don't have to verbalize it to a perfect stranger.
I have random moments of panic throughout the day that I have a booger hanging out. (Note to self: check mirror after posting)
I don't like to talk too closely to anyone for fear of having raging stink breath.
So, if you know me and ever see me gazing into a mirror, I swear to you it's not out of vanity. I'm checking for lettuce and boogers.
I will be closing this post to comments so no one tries to waylay my insecurities. Then I would just be insecure about my insecurities.
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