So long Red

We've been nearly inseparable for the last 2 1/2 years. You have remained steadily by my side, but it's time to say goodbye.

It's not you, it's me. I've outgrown you Red.

When we first hooked up, you promised it would last forever. But look at you now.



I need a partner that's strong, and let's face it, sometimes you fall apart. I'm embarrassed at the way you've let yourself go.

I have found a new partner. One that's presentable and can grow with me.



So long Red. Thanks for the memories.